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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:13

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : I'm 24.

Me : I don't drink

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

Me : Thank you.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Do you think a lot of sociopaths' parents kill themselves for having brought such disgusting evil into the world? How much shame and disgust must they carry?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : No

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

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Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Are you already having anal sex?

He : Tea ?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

Me : Sure.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.